I've never seen a rhino

green nono

THE CRUNCHY CATALOGUE OF RECORDINGS

Here is a list of the recordings that we have done, some are yet to be named and some may yet be changed or updated so this is going to be a work in progress...

WEEK ONE (at dagg studio southport)

- bacon pie
- border control
- combover
- crazy song
- folded blanket
- jellybeans on the guitar


WEEK TWO (at dagg studio southport)

- bakery bash!
- diddly sca
- dog in the way
- doublemint
- fish fish fish
- haunted farm
- leisure time
- living in a glove (tarzan)
- no way down
- octobear
- raw cliffs
- spider plant
- wellington boots
- whalebone

WEEK THREE (at Dagg Studio Southport)

- bowl of my soul
- bubba ho tep
- cougar at the pantry
- dudes dudes dudes dudes dudes
- genie on the hour
- heavin' steven
- i got no time
- late last sunday
- leaning on the gate
- mole out of hell
- on the floor baby
- pear drop rain
- principal tie
- show you the way
- sky of wales
- trapped in a cable
- waiting for the toaster
- wolf woman
- yellow noise


WEEK FOUR (at Dagg Studio)


- bazza mambo moo
- bows and arrows
- cherry in the rain (noel edmonds)
- crabstick crawlers
- crabstick crawlers reprise
- fishery fishing song (1)
- fishery fishing song (2)
- fly teacher
- got a hat stand, its made of lego
- honky tonk horn blower
- les dawson's tie
- life without stain
- living in a cave
- pea soup
- pork chop chomp
- stolen rock
- the spanish border
- three little words
- wallet mullet


WEEK FIVE (@ DAGG southport)


- air tank
- bad beanbag
- fort lauderdale
- funny ha ha
- golden showers
- hell's pineapple
- I aint got the blues
- into the wild
- jelly mould
- read it
- seat suites
- spaghetti spaghetti
- sweating
- telephone tape
- tits mc graw
- titty fuck
- velcro iguana
- wait wait for the snake
- why wait


WEEK SIX (@ DAGG)


- bees wing
- cinnabar
- come on baby stroke my fish
- cow pie blues
- crap salad
- got a hat stand, it's made of lego (2)
- guiena pig
- inside the box
- jigsaw pigsaw
- kitchen doom
- mama
- midget's menu
- rudolf elec
- swirling moth blues
- the flipping lines
- typewriter


WEEK SEVEN ( AT DAGG SOUTHPORT)


- always not ready
- chief bedtime skipping bear
- cleethorpes castle
- my sick duck
- generation game
- hailstone wars
- i've been sick
- makeup shakeup
- on the floor of the forest
- owee oo0h
- saloon dion
- tea towel
- i've never seen a rhino (formerly the incredible bun)
- the theme from the crunchy biscuits
- tweed on toast


WEEK EIGHT ( /// SKIPPED WEEK

WEEK NINE (AT DAGG SOUTHPORT)


- cauliflower pants
- dog in the way (take1) revisiting the track....
- dog in the way (take 2)
- drainpipe
- dungaree kangaroo
- locket tune
- no body
- sweet dream pie (formerly pie lullaby)
- sir john's shed march
- slide park
- zippy's chippy


WEEK TEN (@ DAGG SOUTHPORT)

- a nice pond
- apple pie appetite
- brown paper bag
- dinner bat
- easter eggs
- fly teachers flight
- freeze fish
- go left
- grumbletweezer makes total mash
- hurry hurry
- jam overdrive
- novoscotia
- novoscotia (reprise)
- now its alive (it's frankenstien)
- oh poo
- see saw
- socks for sausages
- wallpaper
- whats all this?
- whippet crap

WEEK 11 (@ Dagg Southport)

- ugotta
- all other tracks yet to be named.


WEEK 12 (@ THE HOUSE)

- castle strudel
- lada louts
- steven survivor
- thinking about pie

WEEK 13 @ the house

- deer hunters
- dream of man
- guve it away
- green nono
- if you mattered not
- illegalese
- jason and dan jam
- lemonous mellow
- poo no.2
- shes my lover
- shes my lover 2
- spam jam with J an Dan
- spamma mia
- spamming around
- the blue ball blues
- washing line
- we've come for you

WEEK 14 @ THE HOUSE

- (13 tracks yet to be named)
- go left (full recorded version)
- nothing but cabbage
- super smashing great

WEEK 15 @ the house


- (8 tracks yet to be named)

WEEK 16 @ THE House

(friday)
- amber cabamber
- boys banned
- devil seas (take 1)
- devil seas (take 2)
- eye of the tiger (cover)
- featherstone hearts
- five alive
- flying leopards
- frogman
- lemon supper
- rock blogger
- silo
- sound saga
- up in the hills

(saturday)
- bubble & squeak
- cheesedinner
- life long
- make indigo
- motorpike
- mrs jelly belly
- rag man muffin
- ridge mountain
- simia
- terrible moan
- treadmill


WEEK 17 @the house

- lemon juice groove
- writing on my lunchbox

WEEK 18 @


WEEK 19 @ // some work outside the house

WEEK 20 @ the house

- fire in the breadbin
- iceberg march
- it's gone
- jason eating crisps
- matchbox baby
- new wires frontiers
- russian spoon
- shipping out
- slider
- slippery anchor
- sounds of sunshines
- spidery legs
- tea time at groggins
- throw it away
- tightrope line
- tightrope line (take 2)
- travel oars

WEEK 21 @ the house

- dressing town
- dunnage trousers
- jason and dan
- lemon not lime
- where on

Dan's Video for the ''cinnabar''

nice work here dan, i think these red items really go well with the sounds in the song - especially when that wall plaque comes up its very exciting viewing. ha ha
-chris

The day Michael Palin met Crunchy Biscuits

So Mr Pink Wafer (Chris) and I (Lemon J) met Michael Palin today at a book signing at Broadhurst's bookshop in town (Southport). There was a moment of panic on the way, as I, being the Lemon that I am, got my dates mixed up and brought along:

"Sarah Palin, halfway to Russia (lookin out my window), the early years".

Luckily Mr Wafer had brought along Michael's book, which of course is:

"Halfway to Hollywood: Diaries 1980-88 by Michael Palin"

After about 40 mins of freezing our "finegrs" off in the queue, Michael finally got to meet us. He'd even put the fire on for us, which was decent of him. In fact, although our encounter was brief, Michael was a true gent, a jolly nice chap, just as we already knew, of course.

Just before we walked up to meet him, some nice ladies from the book store kept askin us what we wanted Michael to write in the book. We kept saying it was ok, because we wanted Michael to write his own thing. After being asked a few times by the ladies, I just blurted out "we're crunchy biscuits, so we want it signed to crunchy biscuits." The lady looked puzzled for some reason, and stopped asking me after that.

Anyway Mr Wafer asked Mr Palin to write something about Crunchy Biscuits, while he simultaneously threw a couple of Crunchy Biscuits badges on the table and told Michael a bit about what we're about. I asked Mr Bicycle Repair Man, erm I mean Mr Palin what was his favourite biscuit. Well I'll let Mr Wafer reveal the answer to that, as he has the picture of the signed book which he'll be adding to this blogpost soon, no doubt! Michael looked really pleased to meet a couple of nutters, as everyone else seemed pretty ordinary and just wanted things like, "To Mildred, Love from Michael" signed in their books. He seemed to revel in being able to write pretty much anything (as long as it concerned crunchy biscuits) in the book we gave him to sign.

He shook our hands and off we went. A brief but brilliant encounter. Yes Michael Palin finally got to meet Crunchy Biscuits, and get a couple of priceless badges to boot. The man is surely blessed.

Thanks Mr Palin. What a legend!

Lemon J

PS: on our way out, Palin shouted over at us: "the original Crunchy Biscuits, eh!" to which I returned, pointing back at him: "Yeah, you'll remember that name"

What a day! BUZZIN!!! :D

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Video - Carpet Run

waiting for the toaster - video

Video Featuring Daniel (lemon J) Harrison preparing toast - an interesting look at the waiting we do for such things as toast to become toasted. part of Dan's guitar solo is timed in with an impatient moment where he's checking the toast in the video - aarrgh! its not quite done!