One For the Album Sleeve

The Theme From “The Crunchy Biscuits”

ROOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a town in the west, named after the south
There’s a band in a studio off Sussex
Although they play here and now
They come from the past
In the days before the bible in Pre-Atlantis

It was there that a great masterful chef
Baked his first chocolate cake
And he said he would eat it after supper
And woe was this cake the cake of all cakes
And had the people not tasted anything quite like it before

Well this cake was the talk of the town
And the people they did ask if he could make another one
And the chef said he had forgotten how he did it
Well the people were afraid to finish what was left
So they let the cake remain untouched
It grew stale and it turned into a biscuit

Whooaaooaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoah-ooh!

Woe did the ages pass
Atlantis sank
Continents split
And at the bottom of a temple in the bottom of the sea
Lay the treasure of all treasures the first of all crunchy biscuits

Oooh…

And the gods took a pity
On the near forgotten and half-eaten biscuit
And imbued it with mystical powers
So the biscuit now could dream and it wandered the seas
In spirit form did it search for a new owner
But the fish weren’t too bright
And the dolphins lacked sweet teeth
So the spirit of the biscuit took to land
It was there in the west, named after the south
That the spirit of the mystic biscuit took possession of a rock and roll band
Ladies and gentlemen we present to you…
The Theme From the Crunchy Biscuits