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23/08/2009

recording in the house / studio

We have started doing our recordings in a house in Southport town.. It's great cos its near a pub! actually meters away from one.. we got a few tracks done on the Saturday and filmed a few instumental ones on friday , its a good set up allowing us to review material over speakers before starting the next song - so we can adjust along the way,, should be even better when its a bit more finished in there. This week we had our friend mark down with his camera to do some filming work, hes going to collect up some material and work it into his own film, should be interesting. so were pretty excited by working here for the moment - we went for a chinese meal to celebrate, mmm pretty good!

-Chris

16/08/2009

blind train - the new song



heres an image for our song 'blind train' .. im enjoying this song, the guitar part really sounds like a train grinding along on some tracks and maybe blindly going along according to its tracks route.. also this pic of someones guide dog guiding them along like a train seems quite a good connection - there are some ''woof woof's'' in the song which further tie all this together - im pretty pleased with it and on my next train journey ill be sure to have it on my mp3! Dan has further ideas on this song and title:

''blind train is like people are born and they're put on tracks, you're expected to do this, follow the family tradition, culture, etc. Even down to following the 'genes'. You're expected to look the same as your family to a degree. These are 'tracks' and each person is the train. Tracks are ok to a degree, but there's comes a point in life when we are conscious, we have choice, which overrides all of the aforementioned expectations. People who stay blind and don't create their own tracks will eventually crash, because it's not the destination their 'higher being' wants to head to. You can't fake it, you can kid yourself for a while, but you'll eventually crash. That's why people get ill, in all manner of ways, coz they're on some predetermined tracks, not their own, n it don't work that way.''

15/08/2009

jelly dogs, lemon puffs, coffee and cakes in liverpool

Vintage aluminium dog and peas jelly moulds up for auction on ebay!


yep, this week we've had a meeting/outing in liverpool doing a bit of discussion and equipment buying ,before our recording practice at dagg studio southport, our 11th week of recording was pretty good! although we lost 11 of the first songs done to a nasty amount of loud hum from one of the mics being too loud next to an amp.. however we managed to re-capture a song and made a few more up.. after which a good few hours were spent in the kew branch of mcDonalds discussing various sorts of things. new ideas include balancing boxes of biscuits atop the heads to see how that affects things, using snorkels, and bringing jelly with us as a sweet energy boosting snack. perhaps eating the jelly through snorkels would sound interesting... also the idea to use some of jason's writing skillis in the form of short 4 line verse formats to use as song lyric inspiration - we've also discussed the possibility of having small runs of vinyl records done in the future that we can sell individually. Dan is also working on some home made music videos but is struggling with cyberlink software and a slow home PC,, i would like to suggest a video including zippy from rainbow trying to serve chips with his big 3 fingered hands to customers in the birkdale 'rainbow' chippy, would be ideal for the song 'zippy's chippy' im sure this could be possible if we asked them about it. (news just found: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2147604.stm ) biscuits too are a possibility - there are a few of the new songs up, have a look! http://profile.myspace.com/crunchybiscuits

- Chris

11/08/2009

Week X

Yes folks it's that time again and welcome to a very special edition of Crunchy Biscuits Adventures. This week we found our intrepid heroes dare the soundscapes of Nova Scotia, Dinner Bat (the oy song!) and Now It's Alive, It's Frankenstein!

Frankenstein came about because I was playing dead in Chris's garage earlier and I think it stuck in Chris' subconscious when he came up with the lyrics.


We were talking the week before how as soon as the mics come on there's this pressure to perform - interfering with our process. So we suggested we take a leisurely approach this week. That idea went right out the window when Chris was inspired by our manic jamming to keep the energy up and go speedy crazy one song after the other.

It killed us but it did have the added benefit of allowing me to record my first drum solo which resulted in a lot of screaming and tiring myself out. The song (Grumbletweezer Makes Total Mash) descended into a chilled out jazz vibe after that but the damage was done I had been liberated and no one would be safe thereafter.
We also ran out of memory too so didn't get to record all of Go Left which was a shame because it was a goodun. Still enough of it's there to refer back to if we ever decide to do it again.

And then there was the mystery of the unknown Doritos flavour. See they'd been doing this promotion of not labelling their bags so you don't know what you're getting. When it came to our Crunchy Biscuits Break I handed them out. Dan said they tasted like Monster Munch. I said they were beefy...

... and three hours later Chris called out "Pot noodle!"


Awww, those were the days...

04/08/2009

sweet dream pie

yes 'sweet dream pie' available here : http://profile.myspace.com/crunchybiscuits , have a listen to one of our newest tunes ! I have selected this strange and dreamlike artwork for the song,

here is what i had to say in my email sending the song over after some work:

'' I like this song a lot and think it has a lot of good things going on in it,, i like the faded level of the vocals not taking over too much, maybe the guitar is a tiny bit too high , and the bass not quite clear enough,, but overall its understandable and good.. i have adjusted the eq's a bit and filled in the guitar part with another secondary distorted electric cos i think i sounded slightly out of rythm in some places, so the other part will accompany the lead and iron out the wonky stuff i was playing on my broken stringed guitar, great! ''

heres some possible lyrics to this one:

SWEET DREAM PIE

I looked high on the riverboat
rivers rise up
had to let me down but
you would'nt let me

high on the rythm
that rythm's never done
9 9 9 9 9

Don't let me wind, unwind
I'm just satisfied
Leave my leopards fine

Why why why
did you let us, let us
just leave my drivers and I

why why why
opposite
why why why

why why why
babysit
why why why

LEAD BIT IN BETWEEN -----------------------

Dinnerplate, Dinnerplate
I don't do nothing but
laugh and overtime

Tea high
dinner fly
let's just settle by
lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

lie lie lie
lie lie lullaby

lie lie lie
lie lie lullaby

lie lie lie
lie lie lullaby

oooh

BIT OF A GUITAR SOLO-----------------------

lullaby
lullaby
lullaby



-Chris





03/08/2009

Bubba Ho-Tep


No image gallery would be complete without our god and inspiration...


Yes we did indeed do a song called Bubba Ho-Tep. It's one of our best.


Dan thinks we sound a little like The Fun Lovin' Criminals on it. It makes me larf. Especially the part were Gra laughed at Chris's expressions during the recording.

Thankyoveymuch... left the building.

Cows Pie Blues



This what you get when you cross British comics, a bandmember called Dan and a song called Cows Pie Blues.
For when you have to go like clockwork. Yes, a clock made from the shit of cows. I kid you not.

Crabstick Crawlers Reprise


I would hate to meet the crab these balls came from...

Crabstick Crawlers


Serving suggestion.

Mole Out of Hell


See how his little hands wave at you.



If I had the skills, I would photoshop little flames around him.

Illustrating Songs

So fellow Biscuiteers. You may have noticed Chris likes to post what at first may appear to be random pictures of cougars, toasters and the like. There is a method to his madness, to quote ole Shakes-a-spear.


His plan is to illustrate songs we've done, like Cougar in the Pantry and Waiting for the Toaster. He also does the same thing with our Facebook profile image.

So with that in mind I shall now follow in Chris's example presenting a little gallery of images with explanatory song titles.

02/08/2009

Go fuck yourselves ~ Song lyrics

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01/08/2009

Week 9 Review! - Chris snaps his G-String! but gallantly soldiers on!

So, looks like I've been roped in to write the review for week 9. huh, like as if my musical genius wasn't contribution enough! Anyway, onwards...

So I'll just get on with writing up what happened at the actual studios. I mean you don't need to know what happened on the run up to that do you? Oh well if you insist, I brushed my teeth, changed my shoes and had a slash. I also drank a shedload of water coz I was very hung over.

Picking up Jason we saw he had his flares on and some crazy big shoes (I can't remember what you call em, ermm...Platforms?) . He'd made extra effort as a friend of ours is planning to "documtentize" one of our musical recording outings, but alas it won't be for another week or two.

During setup, Jason put on some of the cheesiest OAP cruise ship music you'll ever hear anywhere this side of, well, anywhere! But there wasn't time for the Tango, we had to plug in and tune up!

After setting up, Jason had the brilliant idea that Chris should, to paraphrase, "try strumming the guitar more like Pete Towsend and less like George Formby! for a change." *No offence George, you're our hero!* With a bit of trepadation at first (Would George be turning in his grave!?!) Chris soon took this task to hand with his usual enthusiasm. In fact with so much enthusiasm that by the end of the first song he'd snapepd his G-string. But we biscuits are made of crunchier stuff, and Chris gallantly soldiered on, doing brilliantly if I may say so, without this most important of strings.

You know what, I haven't heard back the tunes we did yet, so I can't really comment too much on that just yet. But I felt week 9! it was a very good session indeed. We thought about the tunes a bit more before going full throttle into them. As a result we only recorded about 10 new tunes this week (ONLY! lol, that's an album right there!) but I believe we'll have progressed even more as a result. I can't wait to hear them back!

As I say I can't comment too much yet, but as I also said earlier, Chris did very well on the guitar, I stayed on the bass all night on this occasion, and Jason's drumming sounded cool.
To be honest, at this stage at least, we don't really comment so much on each others playing. We're all our own worst critics and our own best lovers. Yes I love myself, boo hoo! If I do something that I think is great, I'll say so, just as much as if I thought it was cr@p!
Having said that, we are starting to make more and more suggestions to each other, and Jason is really growing into the role of musical director, if you will. Again, it's all about progressing, and I envision us all as being in the mixing bowl at the minuite, slightly separated to a degree, like different ingredients swirling ideas around, and one day we will all be a part of one huge crunchy biscuit, and anyone who takes a bite out of us will experience the most marvelous taste. Ok, that's about as corny as I can be, for now!

Basically the one is the all, the all is the one as my m,ulti-dimensional mate Bashar says.
bashar.org

With about fifteen minutes to go we (or someone) decided we should give the all time classic "Dog in the way" another go. Unfortunately I had a "moment" and I couldn't for the life of me get to grips with the bass line, despite Chris' best efforts showing me how to play this insanely simple yet effective bass line. It felt like, like when someone asks you your name and you can't even remember it?.... Oh, only me then, hmm. Anyway we managed to do a take but I think we all agreed it didn't really work. We'll hear more soon enough!

Five minutes to go and we blasted out another tune, then it was time to pack up. I even managed to have a bit of a chat to Aaron, the proprieter of Dagg studios, who's a jolly decent chap. Well actually Chris is always chattin to him at the end but my heads always usually elsewhere (like, "how does twinkle twinkle little star go again?") . Anyway least he now knows I'm not a mute/and or something now, lol. At the end of the night my hangover had cleared. Amazing isn't it, to think that blasting out tunes at incredible volumes in a small room is the best hangover cure in the world! You heard it here first. Cheques to Mr Daniel James if you please.

Pics will be edited in at a later date. Like when Chris returns from Coventry! And no!, we didn't send him to Coventry! I can assure you!

So for now it's goodnight from me. And it's goodnight from me! :D